Yesterday and Today =D

Long entry, but you won't be disappointed. Unless you're easily disappointed...

We'll start with yesterday morning. What started out as going to the mall with Emily turned into going for pizza with Emily, Lux, Steve and David. We all get there and all go into the girl's bathroom. Everyone kissed David's cheeks with lipstick and we messed up his and Steve's hair so that when we came it out looked like we'd been making out. We were all on each other's backs and goofing off, so we go back out, a few of us actually ate, the Lux, Steve and Emily left. David and I talk for a while at the pizza place, the go for a walk to the park. We talk there too, then he freaks out like "OMG I HAVE TO GO" so I'm like "okay.". And he leaves.

Then later Steve, David and I all go to Emily's house. Steve and I made Emily's dad uncomfortable by telling him we're engaged and going to Hawaii for out honeymoon. Then David gets a nosebleed. We didn't know what was wrong so we lean up against the door to try and hear what he's doing, then he opens it and I fall on my ass at his feet, Emily's like "Oh we were just um.. admiring the door!". We all go up to Emily's room and David tells all of us what he told me on the walk and at the park. That he doesn't like being touched and that he puts himself inside of a bubble. It was dramatic so I'm like, "I'm going to go suck up to Emily's mom to get a cigarette". David goes with me and I make Mrs. Browning a redbull and vodka and she gives me a whole pack. So we go outside on the porch and I'm smoking, we chatted a little bit, the we see Steve run out the door so we're like wtf. Then Emily comes and finds us and tells us that he's just feeling crappy. We all go sit on the grass and I light another cigarette. David's like "YOU'RE GOING TO GET CANCER!!" and I was like "Whatever.. but you know if it bothers you *puts it out*". He grabs the cigarette that I just put out, goes "WHAT A WASTE!" and relights it. I'm like.. okkkay and then David tries to listen to his headphones. I'm like "Oh hell no." and take them away from him. David lunges at me and knocks me over, sits on me. I'm like "Jesus at least take the cigarette out of my mouth!". So he takes it out and smokes it. He has a surprisingly bony ass, so I grab his sides and tickle him a little until he rolls off of me. I, being the clever boy that I am, use this point of weakness to grab his hands, push him on his back and straddle his stomach. I took my cigarette back too. At some point I needed a new one so I tucked his hands under my ankles, asked him if he wanted one and lit two. I stayed like that for a really long time and at one point he freaks out and is like "INEEDMYHANDS!" and then starts yelling in French. I just told him he was cute when he gets mad. That sent him off on another French tangent. Steve came back after he bonked his head on a rock, ARE YOU OKAY, BY THE WAY?, and we all talk for a while. Steve leaves after a little while to go to Cassandra's.

So we're all three sitting there, me on David and Emily, and Emily's like "OMG MY FACE IS TINGLING". David tries to get up and I'm like "Calm down *pushes back down*". Then David's like "I guess I'm out of my bubble then?". Emily, out of nowhere, says something like, "You guys should kiss before he goes back in his bubble!". We all kind of sit there for a second and I roll of David and I'm like "oookay" meaning something like "Okay, crazy" not, "okay let's kiss". But David's like "WHAT? OKAY?". this is how it went from then.
Me: *frowns*
David: SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO KISS ME BEFORE I GO BACK IN MY BUBBLE?
Me: ...what?
David: WELL ARE YOU?
So I'm like "Fine. *stubs cigarette out, takes his out of his mouth and gives him a kiss*". I give him his cigarette back and relight mine, Emily was like "That was so hot..." and David just sits there with his jaw on the floor. So then I'm like "oh crap, you are gay, right?" David: "AND WHAT IF I'M NOT?" then he yelled something in French which I think meant "you would have kissed me anyways.." so I'm like "Um, in English please." Then he says something from Romeo and Juliet, jumps into my lap and we make out a little. After that I went home, then hung out with Derek for a little while.

Today:

David and I met at the park and walked to my house. We talked and stuff. Then we went to Emily's house, told her dad something about borrowing glitter and lube, had ramen and went swimming.

It's been an exhausting 36 hours..